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When they screw up our health care where will the Canadians go?
The only greenhouse gas is our money going up in smoke in Washington.
Politics-From the Latin Poly meaning Many and Tics meaning Blood Sucking Vermin.
Weston means Whetstone in the Old English Oxford Dictionary
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
From the Kids: Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick age 10.
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey age 7.
A lawyer died and went to heaven, there he meet St Peter at the gate and told him there was some mistake, he was only 50 years old. St Peter looked at him and said "Well we just added up your billable hours".
A young lad was walking in town with a box full of puppies when he was stopped by a nice elderly man who asked the boy what kind of dogs they were. The boy replied that they were democrat puppies and went on his way. The next week the gentleman saw the young lad with the same box of puppies again and thinking he was mistaken the previous week he asked the boy again what kind of puppies they were. This time the boy said they were republican puppies. The old man asked," Last week you said they were democrat puppies, what happened?" The boy said," This week their eyes opened".
What's another word for Thesaurus?
After they make Styrofoam what do they ship it in?
The early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
What's the speed of dark?
Tombstone in Arizona: "Here Lies Les Moore Dead from two 44's No less no Moore"
